- Julia Roberts Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay? It's being able to eat anything without getting fat. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease. O'Rourke There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property. either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. - Stockard Channing Fidelity to the subject's thoug Any idiot would know women's needs are simple.

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— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

- Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - Yasmine Bleeth If people waited to know each other before they were married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated. Somerset Maugham Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money.

Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. - Sure-fire singles ad by Joe Bob Briggs Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.

In addition to displaying a screen name, many online-dating sites allow you to display a phrase, called a tagline.

Some sites, such as Richest online dating sites, let you choose a long screen name and a long tagline.

That option can be a bit overwhelming, though, so go with a relatively short name and focus your creative juices on the tagline. People who work in advertising agencies can make their entire career on just one tagline. ") As in advertising, the key to a good tagline in online dating is In the world of marketing (which, in the end, is what online dating is all about), the goal is to reach the right customer, not every customer.

If you try to be too creative with both, they tend to conflict and create a confused message. This goal is called strategic positioning, the process of defining who you are in a way that your customers understand whether they're a good match for you.

Do a search on your site to see which is more prominent — taglines or screen names. Likewise, in the world of online dating, your goal is to present yourself in a way that tends to attract the right kind of person, not every available prospect.