A lot of people ask me which Baltic country is best for a visit.If you’re like me, you’d think that all three countries are similar, but after my nearly four months in the region I noticed a surprising amount of variation between them.

Estonian women shine yet again, with wonderful cheekbones and bright blue eyes (well over 50% of the Estonian population have light eyes), but I have to give top prize to Lithuanian women.

Their faces reminded me of Argentina in the amount of cosmic beauty they contained.

Some of the most beautiful women in the world I’ve seen have been from Lithuania.

Latvian women do better than Estonian women, who have adopted some of the Scandinavian style of head shaving (Finland is just a ferry ride away).

Lithuanian women, however, have extraordinary long hair.

It is common to see girls with hair going down to their pancake asses and sometimes passed that.

It doesn’t make sense why hair would be boner inducing, but it is.

I told many a Lithuanian girl that I wanted to make sweet love to their blonde locks.

A couple of them let me extract a specimen for personal use.

Estonian girls are plain fun because they love to drink.

They also like talking in English and can hold their own in a conversation with an experienced man.